Okay, so here's the story. I was just reading my lovely book, "Amber' (which happens to be actually a volume of ten books and is about as thick as my peewee hand is wide) and some girl that hadden't even known I had exsisted leaned over and asked me If I had ever read 'Twilight'. I told her yes, and that I didn't like it.
Next thing I know, she's throwing a fit at me over Edward being the most perfect man and Bella being so very cute (not exaggerating, she was freaking screaming, I was terrified). I told her again that I had not liked it.
The next day, I was confronted by the frigging T.S.F.G.S. (Twilight Super Fan Girl Squad) of our school